Billy and Mandy - Keeper of The Reaper Song

Left side: Mandy!

Right side: Billy!

Left side: Mandy!

(The song starts)

Billy: Please vote me the Keeper of the Reaper.

I wanna be the Keeper of the Reaper!

His skinny white bones are mine to own,

To do with as I see fit!

Give him to me and I promise my love won't quit!

Mandy: I disagree about the Keeper of the Reaper.

It should be me who's the Keeper of the Reaper.

Grim's not a toy for an idiot boy,

Who can't even tie his shoes! 

If Billy wins, then we all surely lose!

Grim: Don't I get a say in the Keeper of the Reaper?

I'll make you all pay for the Keeper of the Reaper!

All my rage is bound up in this cage held back by these iron bars!

I'll never get rid of these mental scars!

Judge Roy Spleen: I don't care who's the Keeper of the Reaper!

I'm losing my hair over Keeper of the Reaper!

A mountain of stress is crushing my chest!

I'm going blind in one eye and it's all because of that stupid guy! (points at Fred Fredburger)

Fred Fredburger: (while eating some nachos) Don't worry, I found some nachos! Yes.

(Judge takes nachos away, and hits Fred on the head with his gavel)

Billy (Rapping): Time to break it down old school style!

Billy: Grim is the corner in my square!

Mandy: Grim's the chocolate in my eclair.

Billy: Grim is the freshener in my air!

Mandy: Grim's the conditioner in my hair.

Billy: Grim's the picnic in my bear!

Mandy: Grim is the cushion on my chair.

Billy: (with a French accent) Grim is the renaissance in my fair!

Mandy: Grim is the anger in my stare.

Billy: Grim is the stain in my underwear!

Mandy: Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.

All: We all need a Keeper of the Reaper!

I wanna see the Keeper of the Reaper!

Fred Fredburger (over others): I just want some nachos.

Grim: All this singing is driving me nuts!

All: Why not just cut Grim in half?

Fred Fredburger (over others): Now I miss my nachos.

Judge: My ulcer's eating away at my guts!

All: That would be a real, big laugh!

Mandy: I totally hate

That we have to debate

Billy: That whether it's me or you!

All: It's obvious to everyone here,

It's obvious to everyone here,

It's obvious to everyone that.

Fred Fredburger: I have to go poo poo!!!

(Everyone stops singing)